K's boyfriend got hold of the Social Secretary's phone last week, and texted her twin sister. The exchange went like this:
Adam: 'Adam is amazing!'
Adam: 'He just is. He's good-looking, funny, witty and all in all amazing.'
Twin: (After a prolonged and disbelieving pause) 'K's Adam?'
Twin: (Click of a light switch) 'I've just realised you dickheaded plonker! You've stolen her phone!'
Adam: Hee hee. Woo, you got it. Take your time. Lol. Adam.
If there was a night club called 'The Garden of Eden', they probably wouldn't allow him in in the first place.