I've just asked my printer to print one page of a letter. It refused, informing me; "2 is too large or too small. Try again using a number between 3 and 2."
I'm going to feed it cheap paper from Poundland for a week, to teach it a lesson. If you let them get away with it, next thing you know they're inserting typo's and trying to get off games with a paper jam.
Now the dog's been sick. What's going on?