Sunday 31 August 2008

T K Maxx

The Social Secretary and I were in T K Maxx last week. As I rounded the end of a display I noticed some attractive, transfer-printed milk jugs.

"Nice jugs" I remarked loudly (the SS was some way behind). And came face to face with a generously built girl and her tattooed, ape-like partner.

Fled.

4 comments:

  1. At least he didn't have man-boobs...

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  2. Was it Mr Gorilla Bananas, by any chance?

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  3. Steve - I'd have not lived to tell the tale.

    Can Bass - You know, now you mention it, he was a hairy as a hairy garment...

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  4. ooh, er missus. Nudge nudge, wink wink, say no more!

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