The Social Secretary and I were in T K Maxx last week. As I rounded the end of a display I noticed some attractive, transfer-printed milk jugs.
"Nice jugs" I remarked loudly (the SS was some way behind). And came face to face with a generously built girl and her tattooed, ape-like partner.
Fled.
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At least he didn't have man-boobs...
ReplyDeleteWas it Mr Gorilla Bananas, by any chance?
ReplyDeleteSteve - I'd have not lived to tell the tale.
ReplyDeleteCan Bass - You know, now you mention it, he was a hairy as a hairy garment...
ooh, er missus. Nudge nudge, wink wink, say no more!
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