Thursday, 15 November 2007

Which Reminds Me...

A Bristolian friend of mine was getting ready to enter the operating theatre where his wife was about to have their baby delivered by caesarean. The surgeons and anaesthetists were busy scrubbing up, pulling on thigh-length latex gloves, turning taps on and off with their elbows and so on. As he approached the swing doors a nurse thrust a green gown at him and asked, 'Are you sterile?'

Taken aback, he replied, 'I wouldn't have thought so; would you?'

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