Thursday, 26 July 2007

More Rules

Here are some more survival tips, gleaned from Brother Tobias' impetuous perambulations around life's treacherous cloisters.

Rule 6: Never sneeze with your tongue out.

Rule 7: The skirt you are clinging to in the shop is not necessarily being worn by your mother.

Rule 8: Growing breasts is not exclusively a woman's prerogative.

Rule 9: Do not rely on your friends to wake you at your station.

Rule 10: When making shandy, the volume of beer, mixer and ice combined is greater than the volume of their individual parts, and twice the capacity of the container you are using.

Rule 11: The last two sheets of lavatory paper on a roll always appear to be more.

Rule 12: You can't play croquet and stay friends.

1 comment:

  1. I don't think the sixth should be so strict, it's funny to watch! How about don't get so over-excited wondering what will happen if you sneeze with your tongue out that you shove a load of white pepper up your nose?