Table Manners

Matters deteriorated at dinner last night, after Oz said that we should see what happens if you sneeze with your tongue out. Of course, no one felt like sneezing, and when our hostess produced a saucer of white pepper one of those present took an incapacitating pinch and had to leave the room. We did eventually find out, and no, I'm not going to tell you. What I'd like to know now is why he tried this in the first place. It's not a good sign.