Overheard at Dinner

"I have a good relationship with my dustmen. I always flash them."

Overheard at the Forum, Tunbridge Wells

"I never had any sex education - I had to feel my way."

Overheard at the bar

"Where are you on Saturday?"

"I'm up at Dawn's"

(pause) "That's early"

Overheard at dinner

During a discussion of inherited characteristics:

"Of course, Phillippa's got large boobs on both sides."

Fathers' Day

Overheard at a Fathers' Day dinner last night:

"I don't want to sit next to Daddy. He's boring"